9. & 8. Hannah Montana/High School Musical Games

These games are being grouped together, because I feel as though the newfangled "Disney teen sensations" all deserve to be lumped in the same pile. Surely, I will regret this in 10 years when one member of the clique breaks apart and shoots off on their own trail of superstardom - not unlike the boy bands of the late 90's/early 2000's - but for our purposes, they've been classified in the same league.

Obviously, games based on popular kids shows is nothing new, but games featuring teens leading double lives as pop stars and other teens depicting high school to be "fun" is a corruption of our youth. People worry about violence in video games, but no one seems to care that our pre-teenage children are listening (and now playing!) to Zac Efron lie about the awesomeness of high school. In reality, these kids that go into high school expecting it to be like Musical are going to be the worst off of the lot. High school is a pecking order, and they will be at the bottom.

And yes, the games are shit.