
7. 50 Cent: Bulletproof

Negatively reviewed across the board, Bulletproof put players in the role of 50 Cent in his crusade to hunt down the evildoers that attempted to kill him. The game is essentially a diss track directed at GTA: San Andreas but, supposedly, with more street cred. There are performances from the usual crew of Dre. Dre and Eminem, as well as the G-Unit. Released the same year as 50 Cent's equally phenomenal psuedo-biographical film Get Rich or Die Tryin', 2005 certainly seemed to be Curtis Jackson's year. Oh, except for the part where both products blew ass.
And in case just one game wasn't enough, a sequel was released this past February, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, in which Fiddy and G-Unit head to Iraq. Or something.