3. Britney's Dance Beat

Pre-public breakdown Britney Spears was a hot commodity back in 2002, and Britney's Dance Beat was one of the results of that. A typical DDR-style rhythm game, Dance Beat put you not in control of Britney herself, but as an up and coming dancer looking to pass auditions for Britney's stage show. While the game controls worked decently enough, either with a controller or dance mat, the problem is that the game only included five songs. Total. All good Britney songs to be sure, but five songs in a full retail game is just unacceptable. On the bright side, you can unlock videos and behind-the-scenes content.

It's not a secret that I have a soft spot for Ms. Spears (and, occassionally, a not so soft one), but I cannot abide a game that is not only a blatent copy of a popular trend game, but copies said game with significantly less content of its own.