I recently spent some time with Q Entertainment’s Child of Eden and, after tripping balls for a good 20 minutes, I came to the conclusion that my experience would have been greatly improved had I been playing it through bloodshot eyes whilst surrounded by Cheetos, which got me thinking: what are the best games to play when you’re high? Here are 6 I thought of, duuuuuuuuuuuudes…
6. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
By now we’ve all spent our fair share of time ripping the piss out of Nintendo’s cuddly mascots in the Super Smash Bros. series. There’s just something oddly infectious about kicking Link in his gullet, isn’t there? It’s made doubly infectious when you and your buddies crash on the couch, high as kites, ready to join in the fun with Mario and co.
It may initially seem wrong to mix Nintendo with drugs, but you’ve got to remember that Kirby’s an old-school stoner. Whilst you’re getting over the munchies by eating Frosties straight out the box, he’s eating PEOPLE and riding GIANT HAMSTERS.