Listen, when push comes to shove, who do you really want performing a heart transplant on you or a loved one? Some stuffy surgeon with an absolutely abysmal kill:death ratio, or I veteran gamer and critic?
The answer is pretty obvious in my book.
Bossa Studios created Surgeon Simulator 2013 during a 48-hour Global Game Jam. It's been taking the internet by storm ever since its release, and I decided to take a turn with surgery and give it a go.
It's amazing. And make sure you stay until the very end.
You can play the game for free, online, right this very second by heading to Bossa's Game Jam website. I assume you won't be better at it than me.