Finally, someone has answered the question: what would it be like to crap on people all day long and not feel a thing? (Well, besides the DMV.)
2K Games is publishing Turd Birds for mobile. Fly around crapping on people on Android or iPhone to your hearts content. Crave's sister site Destructoid reported you can even pick what kind of food to eat to change the consistency and appearance of your stool. So … there's that.
Turd Birds is a free download so enjoy yourself.