 By Jeremy Azevedo |
Bioware has a pretty immaculate record when it comes to providing kick-ass action RPGs with deep character customization and innovative gameplay mechanics. Dragon Age Origins is clearly no exception. I was able to get hands-on with the game recently and found it to actually exceed my expectations in nearly every way. |
The first thing that you’ll notice about Dragon Age Origins is that the game looks simply amazing. The stills don’t really even do it justice. Mass Effect was pretty good looking, but the whole sci-fi theme is sort of limited to clean lines and smooth textures, and Dragon Age is quite a bit more visceral. It’s also a hell of a lot gorier too, with bloody, slow motion dismemberments that would make the Vault Dweller from Fallout 3 puke his guts out. This is clearly not the child-friendly fantasy epic that we’re used to seeing most of the time. There’s even titties in this game and everything. True story. Elf boobs for the win.
The control in Dragon Age is somewhat similar to previous Bioware games, except for the fact that your offensive and defensive powers are mapped to the face buttons, which can be swapped on the fly with the triggers. You can also freeze the action and bring up your ability wheel like in Mass Effect and KOTOR, but I found myself using the live commands significantly more often once I got the hang of it. I was mopping up orcs like the motherf**king Knights of Rohan in no time. (If that last sentence made any sense to you then you are a huge nerd and probably already have this game pre-ordered, amirite?)
At the end of the stage I faced off against a giant demon thing with big-ass horns that was so nasty they even rendered his monster stank-breath. The developer dude that was hanging around told me to use me freezing magic if the monster managed to get a hold of one of my guys or else he’d tear them limb from limb. I told him “Mind your goddamn business man I got this”... as the monster ripped one of my dudes a new asshole. I used my freeze magic from there on in, apologized for my insolence and thanked the developer for his useful advice.
The guy playing next to me had like this huge dog in his party and I was like "Where in the hell is my dog? I want a dog on my team.” And then he was like “Forget the dog, check out this bitchen' dragon”. He then booted up a scene from later in the game where your party fights an enormous, red, fire-breathing dragon that fills up the whole screen and has like 100 different ways to kill you. He wouldn’t let me fight the dragon because he thought maybe I was some kind of noob or whatever but seeing it was awesome nevertheless. Fighting the little pissant goblins is one thing, but seeing a party taking on an enemy of that size was definitely getting me more into the spirit of things.
If what we’ve already seen is any indication, Dragon Age Origins may very well be the Citizen Kane of D&D inspired adult fantasy elf titty RPG epics to be released in November 2009, no question. Either way, check back then for a full review!
