Have you ever been wasted behind the wheel of your car, watching TV on your sun visor while texting nasty messages to the motorists behind you? No? Well why the hell not? Don’t you know about these awesome car gadgets for irresponsible drivers?

First off you’ve got your onboard breathalyzer. Already big in Japan, and desperately needed by our nation’s young celebrities, this device registers your blood alcohol level before letting you drive. If you blow over the limit, your ignition is disabled. Use it to brag to your friends how drunk you were after driving yourself home from a party!

The "drunk" in this picture looks about as sober as a judge. What a rip.

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Be a dick on the road: COMMENTS

by Seaney2204
Monday October 15, @19:30pm

I think it is hilarious that Dante just admitted to snorting coke off of hookers...get help dante drugs are not the way!

by Junkyard
Monday October 15, @12:52pm

The auto-pilot and the margarita mixer already do exist. The wholesome hologram thing is a pretty neat idea though.

by Dante Maddox
Friday October 12, @11:51am

what about a gadget that takes over the driving so i can get some sleep? Or at least a Margarita mixer that sits in my cup holder. How about an elaborate camera system that displays a wholesome image to other people driving by, while inside I'm totally drinking while snorting coke off a hookers stomach, now thats technology!

by ASSMAN
Friday October 12, @11:45am

"never, never, never, shake a baby"

by Junkyard
Friday October 12, @10:24am

How about "honk if you're under the influence of enough painkillers to euthanize a mule"?

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