Porn Stars Read Their Most Embarrassing DMs From Delusional Suitors

Why even try when your efforts are this poor?

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In case you’re new to the internet — or life in general — a porn star is someone who has sex for a living. They do it so much, in fact, that their wildest fantasies consist of things like clown gangbangs and someone having sex with them while they are sleeping so they don’t have to go through the motions. Therefore, you’d assume most men know that they have no shot with them. After all, if they want to have sex, they’ve got the option pretty much 24/7.

We already know that most porn stars generally hate receiving dick pics, but we can now extend that hatred to direct messages on their social media accounts from desperate losers trying to score. As is pointed out on many occasions in the following video, just because you watch these women having sex in their movies, it doesn’t mean you know them personally. But it most certainly does mean that you shouldn’t attempt any lame pick-up lines via DM to try and win their hearts — although, let’s face it, most of these degenerates aren’t after their hearts.

Porn Stars Read Embarrassing DMs From Fans

Thanks to 4YallEntertainment and PornHub (you can go ahead and find that link on your own time), you can now get a glimpse into the pathetic lives of the biggest fans of porn stars like Cherie DeVille, Samantha Rome, Jayden Cole and Jaclyn Taylor as they make asses of themselves in an attempt to get laid.

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