The ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody Is Finally Here

"A man who came from nothing becomes a man who came on everything."

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Last summer we got news that our pals at Wood Rocket were working on a porn parody of the smash Broadway hit, Hamilton. And what was this parody going to be called? Hamiltoe of course, because what else would it be called? Exactly. Well it took over a year but Hamiltoe is finally here and it’s as bizarre and as hilarious as you probably expected.

WoodRocket is calling this porn parody the first hip hop musical porn parody ever, and I won’t argue that. The film stars porn stars Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford and Tommy Pistol as Alexander Hamiltoe. That’s right, folks, check out the hilarious trailer below.

The ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody Is Finally Here

Well obviously that’s something that all you porn and musical lovers have to see. So if you want to see naked folks rapping while hooking up then this is probably the film for you. Although this comment by a YouTube user probably has the best response to this parody:

Screenshot: YouTube

If you ever bought Hamilton tickets you probably felt like you were being bent over, so this makes sense.

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