By Jeremy Azevedo

We sat down with a handful of Suicide Girls to find out what gets their black hearts beating against their heavily tattooed chests for you this Valentine's Day.

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Need more last minute gift ideas? Not sure what to get or what to spend? CraveOnline and the Suicide Girls have got you covered.

Under $25:

Believe it or not, there are actually quite a few really cool things that you can score for under 25 bucks. My favorite would have to be the Mix Tape USB stick, available at Urban Outfitters. Even though we now live in a soulless digital age, the Mix Tape USB Stick allows you to re-capture the magic of making a mix tape for your special someone.



Stuffed animals are a Valentine’s Day classic, but bears and cupids and stuff like that are so played out. Good thing that Giant Microbes has got an alternative for you, adorable plush microbes ranging from cuddly Bed Bugs and Lyme disease microbes to snuggly Hepatitis and Ebola viruses!



$25-$200:

All girls like jewelry. It’s part of their DNA or something. If your girl is too cool for the usual stuff, try the necklaces, earrings and pins over at PrettiVacant.com. They’ve got everything from machine guns to cupcakes, a little something for every kind of girl in lots of different weird colors.



Artwork is another good idea. Alex Pardee has some really crazy prints that you can cop for usually around $40-$70.



If Pardee is not your girl’s thing, There are some really sexy/kitschy prints available from French street artist Miss Van.



$200-$500:

Believe it or not, girls like gadgets just as much as guys do. The Zune Original Artists series has some cool designs from underground artists like Sam Flores and Skwak., and can be customized with valentine themes or personal engravings.



Of course, the new Nikon Coolpix s51c is a great way to exchange noodz to that special someone. But don’t be surprised when you find them posted on the interwebz later!



$500-$1000:

You could probably get a decent home projector at this price, and watch Tim Burton movies with your Suicide Girl in home theater sized glory!



If your girl is looking for something a little more hardcore, look no further than the “Ladies Weapons” series of designer weapons by Antonio Riello. What girl wouldn’t like a zebra print AK-47, or a pink handgun with leopard trim?



$1000 and up:

 If you have an inexhaustible supply of bread to spend on your lady, then you certainly don’t need our advice. Buy her a car or a private island or something, it honestly doesn’t matter what you do at this point, as long as she has access to your credit cards!



But if you really do need a suggestion, 1: Hire a professional songwriter to pen a tune about your girl. 2: Hire a band of talented session musicians. 3: Have them perform a private show for your lady. 4: Profit!



You’re welcome.

Also be sure to check out our Suicide Girls Valentine's Day Lingerie Show and Photo Shoot!