By Aaron Seaney

Last week we gave you a taste of the Three Wiseman and saw that drinking it makes you no more wise, whether you believe it or not, yet it will however leave you good and schnockerd.

This week’s recipe is one for the books as one of the best tasting shots on the market, and will surely burn an impression in your memory. So without further ado (whatever that is), I present to you this week’s drink; the Flaming Dr. Pepper.

Ingredients:
1/2shot amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz 151 proof rum
1/2 glass beer

Instructions:

1. Fill a shot glass about 3/4 full with amaretto and top it off with enough 151 proof rum to be able to burn.

2. Place the shot glass in another glass and fill the outer glass with beer to about the shot glasses level.

3. Ignite the amaretto/151 and let it burn for a while. Blow it out (or leave it burning if you're a complete idiot) and slam it like a man.

Last week we showed you how to get good and tanked off of useless commercials so this week we switch gears over to music with Centuries Club!

Centuries Club:

Centuries Club is a very easy game that is sure to get you hamboned (let’s see how many ways we can say drunk in one article shall we?) in a hurry. The game is played by making a play list on your iPod or burning a CD of 100 songs all near 1 minute in length. Every time the song switches you take a shot of beer, essentially forcing 100 drinks of beer in about 100 min. This is a game that most will not finish, but anyone who tries it is a commendable spirit.