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Hello gentlemen, the first thing I have to report to my fellow men is that The Girls & Sports Dating and Relationship Book, actually works. It really works and just when you think all hope is lost, it works again. The last six months of my life have been filled with more women than Monday night on the Oxygen Channel. With the exception of a few holidays I’ve dated a different girl every night since I read this book, it took my already considerable dating abilities and boosted my game to new heights. And since no ladies are reading this, men, I have been using my powers for evil. The truth is I was hired to write a getting girls column for CraveOnline.com months ago but I didn’t have time what with all the dating and all, it wasn’t until recently that I realized that I even had a job and was dating all these hot women for a reason, aside from the obvious ones. How did this book make me the envy of all men, and desired by all women you ask? It’s simple, read the book and apply the lessons.

The book takes a solo flyer who might have moderate success with the ladies, then it introduces the team method, and suddenly that solo guy will be beating the woman away from him. I now have a small entourage of friends whose sole purpose is to get me women, and man does it work. The book details exactly what roles your group should play, and how to go about it. There are types of friends for all types of situations, and if you put your crew together right, you’ll feel more like George Clooney from Ocean’s Eleven through Thirteen, and less like George Clooney from The Fact’s of Life.  My entourage is completely in awe of my abilities with the ladies, and because I won’t let them even touch my copy of the book, they are forced to live vicariously through me. Heck, if they do manage to meet a woman while we’re out, I’ll take her away just to maintain the status quo.

Trust me, these guys will get you laid.

The book does actually cover more than just dating, it also covers what should be done once you’re in a committed relationship. You can stop laughing now, I know how silly the idea of a committed relationship sounds, especially when I can date whatever girl I want, but I’m sure when I’m like eighty and want to die in bed with an 18 year old the book will come in handy once more. In the mean time I will be using this book to give Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money, and along the way I’ll impart some of my skill on to you, so that you can take advantage of your friends in the same way that I use mine.

Justin Borus and Andrew Feinstein are the guys responsible for making these master strategies public, I’d have them killed if I wasn’t so grateful. They have run a nationally syndicated strip for years, and have slowly given men a chance to be more successful with the opposite sex, but it wasn’t until all these items where compiled together that the true power of the tome was realized. I know what your thinking guy’s, if we can read this, won’t the women also find out this information. Not to worry guy’s, everyone knows that women don’t read anything that Oprah hasn’t already approved, and we’ve already taken steps to deal with that. Next week men, until then, happy hunting.