Hello men, this is muthaf***in’ Duff Chambers, and if you pay attention to what I say, then you’ll never go home alone again, hell even if you don’t feel like getting laid, with my help you’ll get a smokin’ hot chick to go home with you just to do your f**kin’ dishes. People will tell you that advice like this won’t work for everyone, well I say f**k everyone, I’m talking to you. The only people who can’t use this info are losers and maybe gay men, I just can’t call that one, but you’re not a loser are you? Well alright then, read on. First I’ll tell you where to go, then I’ll tell you what to wear. You’re gonna learn which chicks to look out for, what to say to em’, and how to seal the friggin’ deal. I’ll also make sure that you have all the proper essentials for your night of white hot sex (or Asian hot sex, black hot sex etc.)
Where to go
Girls aren't this nasty at the library. Only in a bar can you meet girls like this.
There’s plenty of crap out on the internet about where you should go to meet women, that’s all bull. Online dating services are for assholes who aren’t afraid to bed a woman bigger than their fridge, don’t be that guy! Woman with any kind of sense wouldn’t risk meeting a guy online, because the entire night she would wonder, “What the hell is wrong with him. How come he had to use the internet, I’m definitely not going down on this guy!” and your screwed in completely the wrong way. Long story short, there’s really only one place to meet women, the bar.
Southeast Bi 
