WHAT HAPPENED ON THE WEB THIS WEEK FOR 1.31.11
by Asterios Kokkinos
Every day the internet gets better and better, and then we die! Think about it: Movies are the worst they’ve ever been, but the internet is a can’t miss every time! TV, I’m neutral towards. Lotta good TV out there. But movies, yuck. But the internet, yay!
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Found: X-Files Crew’s Star Studded Birthday Video For David Duchovny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Brad Pitt is in this, to show you the level of star in this video. But The Lone Gunmen are in it too, which is far better.
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Ren & Stimpy’s John K Made Exactly One Instructional Film
http://www.veoh.com/
John Krickfalusheui is a fantastic cartooner-man, but I’ve heard he’s tempermental. Is it any wonder why he only made one of these? He probably hated the lighting, then swore off all video cameras.
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LA Weekly’s Guide To Who To Target For Sex
http://www.laweekly.com/2011-
‘Nuff said! *SNIKT* *BAMF* *MARRIAGE RETCON*
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Norm Macdonald Road Story as told by Comedian Stan Thompson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Sometimes hearing a brilliant comedian talk about a brilliant comedian is the most fun you can have in front of your computer.
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What The Terms Britain, England & the United Kingdom Mean
http://thedailywh.at/post/
See I always just called it Europe. You conquer it, that’s 5 reinforcements per turn. But it has 4 entry points. North America only has 3, and who’s gonna bother invading you from Asia?
If they have a force large enough in Asia in the first place then they’re not a good player. I mean I suppose they could be invading from Australia, but still, you should be able to see that coming and prepare your defenses accordingly.
More Risk advice: try and make sure no territory has less than two soldiers in it. That way, if invaded it’s a 2 v 3 roll instead of a 1 v 3 roll. More dice = more chances to inflict serious attrition.
Finally, make sure and conquer at least one territory per turn. If you don’t, you won’t get a card, and if you fall behind on cards you’ll lose the game for sure.
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See, you came here for links and jokes and now you got some Risk lessons. Good thing you read Crave Online. Good night, folks.
