This week’s issue is guaranteed to leave you on the edge of your seat.
If, after reading this week’s issue of Cryptozoo, you aren’t leaning precariously over the edge of your chair, staring down at the soiled berber rug your landlord patently refuses to replace because he’s too busy selling crack to grade school kids, I will personally come over to your house and massage your back, neck and any other extremities above the belt that your heart desires.
I will also promise to never write such a convoluted run-on sentence again.
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Created by Ryan Sprinkle (art) and Rory Kelly (words).
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