By Larry "Stretchnuts" Johnson
|If you’re like me, the main problem that you face over the holiday weekend isn’t the traffic, or the overcrowded campsites, or the hungry, pissed-off bears… It’s the drinking.|
You just can’t get drunk fast enough! The beer sweats out of you as fast as you can drink it, and the liquor is all lukewarm and gross. Also, there’s nothing to mix it with because you didn’t have room for soda in the cooler on account of all the aforementioned beer you packed. Lucky for us, Jagermeister has the solution!
The new Jagermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler is a cooler specifically designed to produce ice cold shots of Jag on the go. Perfect for camping, or even at the home or office! Four bottles can be stored in the chiller, while two more affix to a tap. A tap! In a cooler! It even has a little compartment inside that holds 50 shot cups. Yeah, 50 should about do it.
If you can’t get rip-roaring drunk off of 50 shots of ice cold and delicious Jagermeister, than maybe you should see a doctor or something, because you probably have an extra liver and there are starving boozehounds in third world countries that don’t even have one. So stop being so greedy and remember to drink responsibly!