Have you ever been driving along in the middle of the desert, bored out of your mind, when all of the sudden a hot, scantily clad hitchhiker babe appears out the haze and flags you down?
Yeah that’s never happened to me before, either.
But what if it did?
Once again, we have the Suicide Girls to thanks for providing us a glimpse of what it’s like to be on a road trip with a sexy rockabilly chick who comes dressed for the heat and knows how to handle a stick shift (so you can keep your hands free for… other stuff!)
Movie that this makes me think of: Double Indemnity
Associated pervy quote: I hope you took out that insurance policy… On your upholstery!
Movie that this makes me think of: Planet Terror
Associated pervy quote: When you’re done with that shotgun, I’ve got something else for you to "pump"! Giggity!
Movie that this makes me think of: That one Whitesnake video for "Here I Go Again", actually
Associated pervy quote: If that hood starts to buckle, I’ve got something a little more rigid for you to sit on. Protip: It’s a bench!
Movie that this makes me think of: The crappy remake of Death Race
Associated pervy quote: Aw baby, I don’t know if we’ll both fit in the back seat of that thing… I know, let’s call a taxi van!
Movie that this makes me think of: American Graffiti
Associated pervy quote: Well, I think the problem with your engine is that I can only see the bottom half of your can!
Movie that this makes me think of: The Hangover
Associated pervy quote: I was expecting a weird naked asian dude, but hey, I’ll take it!
Movie that this makes me think of: Back to the Future
Associated pervy quote: I’m gonna need you to hlp me find my flux capacitator… The last time I saw it, it was in my pants.
Movie that this makes me think of: Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Associated pervy quote: Yeah, I don’t have any quaaludes, sorry. Know what I do have though? A car that works.
Movie that this makes me think of: Maximum Overdrive
Associated pervy quote: Um… While I realize that bloodthirsty sentient big rigs are scary and all, I sure hope that’s motor oil running down your leg there!
Movie that this makes me think of: Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Associated pervy quote: I’m not sure sure who’s haunting whose dreams here… But I do know who’s gonna get "stabbed" Oh yeah!
Movie that this makes me think of: The Italian Job
Associated pervy quote: I’m still not totally convinced that you’re Italian, but I’ll still let you do the "job" either way.
Movie that this makes me think of: Gone in 60 Seconds
Associated pervy quote: Gone in 60 seconds? It’s not gonna be like last time, baby, I swear!
