The line between cell phones and miniature laptops has never been more blurred. The new Nokia N97 smartphone has better specs than my laptop from three years ago, how crazy is that? Pretty soon someone is going to have to invent a new gadget that cell phones can't emulate, because otherwise the market for stand-alone electronics is gonna dry up like Cloris Leachman's vajayjay.

To see just how powerful the N97 is, exactly, click here.