Rambo Suicide
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Rambo/
This spunky little California Girl is a huge pothead, but don’t hold that against her – she’s not your average bong-sucking, couch-surfing slob. Her hobbies include dancing, skating, working out, reading, writing and – oh yeah, smoking lots and lots of weed.
She isn’t entirely immune to the typical pothead vices, however, admitting a weakness for reality TV. But she offsets this unattractive indulgence by making silly work out videos (which we’d most certainly love to get our hands on), and being hotter than the seventh circle of hell.
As for the sexytimes, she loves it from behind and is especially into hair-pulling, something I doubt she’d have trouble finding accommodations for if the mood struck.
We’re guessing she works at a pet store, given that she describes her job as "getting paid to give treats and roll around on the floor with puppies and pet kitties and practically wear my pajamas to work." Sounds like a hell of a way to make a living.
Rambo’s hero is, strangely, A Million Little Pieces writer James Frey, offering the following to skeptics of the admitted fictionarian: "And fuck you if you believe all that bullshit Oprah stirred up, he’s still an incredible writer." – all that bullshit being, of course, the staggering multitude of falsifications Frey passed off as fact for his novel.
Whatever works – with a body like that, we’ll just consider it a blessing that she even bothered to learn how to read.
