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December's Miss Howard TV: Diamanti Damons

December's Miss Howard TV: Diamanti Damons

From corporate type, to dancer, to porn?

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Diamanti Damons is a stripper...er, we mean, exotic dancer who was recently selected as Miss Howard TV for the month of December on Howard Stern's Howard TV On Demand. True to the spirit of Sterns Sirius Radio show, Diamanti is a foul-mouthed, dirty-sex-loving porn enthusiast who can't wait to get into the industry.

This 30-something Leo discovered her sexuality at an early age, and she was branded a slut in high school for her knack for erotic indulgence. "When I was in High School, I found that I was ahead of my time (sexually)," she said, "so I used to date older guys. Well that didn’t go down too well with guys my age, cause they didn’t stand a chance, and well the girls, we know how that goes. Girls always hate having the ‘slut’ reputation in High School, I find it a compliment. Embracing your sexuality is empowering and hot!

We'll go ahead and call bullshit on her story of how she became a dancer, but here it is anyway: "Well, I’m sure it sounds cliché to say, I had a corporate job and left it, but I really did! I worked for several years in the Insurance Industry as an Analyst, litigating claims, dealing with lawyers, white collar shirt (yes I wore those, even though the buttons were busting at the chest lol!). I just was not happy, and after a long time of thinking it over, I finally snapped! I walked out of there and started dancing that weekend! It is the single most freeing experience of my life! I have a background in dance, and used to teach dance/choreography. So it kind of came naturally…minus the clothes lol!"

If you can handle total avoidance of paragraph breaks, Diamanti has a blog on Howardtv.vom where she goes into great detail while describing what it was like to ride the Sybian during her appearance on Howard Stern's show. A sample: "It's like one of the world's Greatest Wonders!!! The Sybian on the Stern show!!! Even though I was a little nervous thinking about 'getting off' on TV, I could not pass this up!!!! GET ME ON THAT THING!!!!"

Her measurements are a surgically-enhanced 34DD-24-35, and she makes sure to get every last possible bit of sexual mileage out of those proportions. What would she like to do with the rest of her working days? Well, maybe it's best if we let her tell you: "I feel like I am making up for lost time! So many years were spent conforming to ‘societies norm’s’, feeling like I should live my life a certain way, or how others wanted me to be. Now, it’s all about me and what I want to do! I have always wanted to be in the entertainment industry, more specifically exotic/adult modeling and film…YES PORN!!!! Why not turn, what I do best, into a career!!!!!"
 
Fine by us.

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