First off you’ve got your onboard breathalyzer. Already big in Japan, and desperately needed by our nation’s young celebrities, this device registers your blood alcohol level before letting you drive. If you blow over the limit, your ignition is disabled. Use it to brag to your friends how drunk you were after driving yourself home from a party!
The "drunk" in this picture looks about as sober as a judge. What a rip.
Next you’ve got your driver side sun visor/DVD player. Get pumped up for your commute by watching The Fast and the Furious or Gone in 60 Seconds on a glorious 7” LCD as you careen into the poor saps in front of you. Too bad for them that you spent the money that would’ve gone to insurance on autographed Dukes of Hazard and Knight Rider DVD sets!
You can still sorta see the road. No big deal.
Lastly you’ve got the greatest gadget ever invented for road ragers since the handgun: a programmable LED license plate billboard! Give the guy behind you a friendly “hello”, or perhaps a slightly less friendly “f**k you, buddy”. Let the cute chick behind you know about your “free mustache rides”. Tell that obnoxious family of eight riding your ass that “abortion is still legal, you know”. The possibilities are endless!
A novel approach to communicating with strangers from the safety of your car.
See you in Thunderdome!
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