Keira Knightley used to be really great looking way back in the last Pirates of the Carri bean movies. Then it looks like she went and starved herself. Just last week Sally Struthers chased her down the street with a an army of missionaries hell bent on feeding the starlet. She managed to fend them off hurling the ice cubes she was going to have for lunch at them. While she did repel her attackers, but not before they managed to fire three pints of gravy into her mouth before escaping. Knightley immediately put on six pounds and is now suffering through a bout of depression. Oh well, click the link below to see what starving yourself to near death can get you in Hollywood.
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