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MILF: Mature And Inexplicably Looking Finer

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There’s something inherently attractive about the notion of a hot older woman. I’m not sure why. Maybe we are drawn to their experience. Maybe we have unresolved Mommy issues. Whatever the reason, if they’re past 40 and have yet to be ravaged by the wear and tear of time, then all we want to do is snuggle up beside ‘em and share a long, confusing cuddle.
Some have even managed to surpass their younger selves, an amazing feat which should be applauded. So that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Here’s a list of women you should congratulate on surviving celeb-dom with their sexy still intact.

 

Courtney Cox

Remember back when Courtney Cox wasn’t cast as the hot one in Friends? Yeah, that wouldn’t happen now. Don’t get me wrong, Jennifer Aniston still looks like she was put on this Earth for the sole purpose of infuriating every average woman in the Western world to the point of botox and liposuction, but Courtney Cox? Wow. I bet she knows that she’s surpassed her old co-star too. Whenever Jen rings her up she passes the phone to her agent; “tell that ugly bitch to call back later, I’m busy being hot and awesome”.

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Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a human baby dispenser, yet she still looked good enough to saunter down the catwalk just five weeks after having given birth. That’s plain selfish. Every woman I know who’s had kids spent the following six months of their lives devoted to fighting off grey hairs and crying in public toilets. Klum celebrated her fourth child by putting on some frilly panties and a bondage vest.

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Sofia Vergara

HOMANA-HOMANA-HOMANA. It’s difficult to emphasise just how hot Sofia Vergara is without resorting to a series of whistles and grunts. The most accurate comparison would be to relive the first time you watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit as a kid. Remember when Jessica Rabbit first came onscreen and you felt something strange happening in your pyjama pants, but had never felt anything like it before and had absolutely no idea what was going on down there? Yeah. Sofia Vergara = that moment.

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Salma Hayek

Like most men, I’m still trying to figure out whether I find fiery Latino girls overwhelmingly attractive or pant-wettingly terrifying. There’s never been a better argument for the former, though, than Salma Hayek. With skin so golden she looks like an improbably-breasted Academy Award, each year that goes by treats Hayek even better than the last. If I wasn’t an atheist I would be mad at God for making a woman so hot that my eyes can only be disappointed after looking at her.

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Reese Witherspoon

I had never experienced love until I watched Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line. I finally understood what Ne-Yo had been singing about all this time. Honestly, it was an enlightening experience. And then I almost completely forgot about her for five years, until she turned up at the Oscars back in February and forced me to pick my jaw up from the floor all over again. Her next starring role will be in “Water for Elephants”. I know there’s a joke about my thick trunk in there somewhere, but now that I’ve typed Reese Witherspoon into Google Images I’m too busy drooling to think of it.

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