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This Week In Tweets – 5.23

This week; The Rapture frightens the clinically stupid, Ke$ha finds herself a new man and Nicole Richie questions the very fabric of our existence.

What is Twitter if not a place to vent your inner desires and frustrations?

 

Sorry I just always wanted to tweet that! Excuse me! Lol.

 

I wonder if he knows how many people have been making fun of his Rapture?

 

Sorry, God!

 

Coincidence? I think not.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, it has become self-aware. Hide your children. We are no longer safe.

 

And now for the segment of the show where we scroll through Ke$ha’s tweets and fear for the future of our society.

 

D’you reckon their children’s tantrums will be auto-tuned? It almost makes me feel disappointed that the Rapture was a load of bollocks.

 

And all this time I’ve been spelling it GalifinaskxnzosuabKAZ. You really do learn something new every day.

 

Woah… you’ve just got all existential on me, Nicole. Mind. BLOWN.