Time to star in several TV shows, marry a woman much older than you, get a huge following on Twitter, step into a TV show part vacated by a lunatic actor and check out some links!
The New Ultimate Spiderman Is Half-Black, Half-Hispanic
His clones will remain awful.
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So You’re Mad About Something On The Internet…
http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2011/08/03/so-youre-mad-about-something-on-the-internet/
What’s your dick level? [via TDW]
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8 Comedians Currently Starring In Multiple TV Shows
http://splitsider.com/2011/08/double-duty-comedians-on-two-shows-at-once
Comedians today need more than one television job to survive. I guess the economy has even affected… the funny business. (Wakka-wakka)
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Ashton Kutcher Will Play An Internet Billionaire On “Two and a Half Men”
"The show will be as irreverent as it has ever been," promises CBS programming’s Nina Tassler. I think she meant to say, “irrelevant.”
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How To Do Science
http://boingboing.net/2011/08/03/a-comic-about-the-real-scientific-process.html
Apparently, it’s not like in The Core. Damn you, Hollywood. You’ve misled me once again!
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That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week for a completely new list. No summer reruns here. In a word: nice.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
