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7 Messed-Up Looking Cartoon Character Popsicles

They’re tiny, they’re toony – these ice cream bars are butt ugly.

It’s a hot day. Finally, your savior is here: the ice cream truck! You follow the melody down the block, give the apathetic teenager your dollar and you leave with a popsicle made to look like your favorite cartoon character! You open up the package and… whoa, did Bugs Bunny get into a bar fight or something? Elmer messed him up gooooood.

Here are seven examples of oddly misshapen cartoon character ice cream pops:

Sonic The Hedgehog

This is what happens when you spin through too many loops. [UKR]

Donatello (Ninja Turtles)

Leonardo leads, Donatello is the vessel through which the dark lord Satan travels on this earth. [FunCorner]

Wolverine and Spiderman

Wolverine continues to mutate in strange ways. Meanwhile, Spiderman’s head got run-over by a bus. [X-Ent]

Tweety Bird

“I tawt I saw a puddy tat! I… no… sorry… it’s just that I can’t see properly.” [BoingBoing]

Super Mario

Is there a mushroom that cures ugliness? [X-Ent]

(Editors note: We also would have accepted.. "Sorry Mario but your… you know what? Just SORRY.")

Spongebob

Now you know why Spongebob works so hard at the Krusty Krab: to pay off his astronomic dental bills. [MW]

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. The header image is by Meredith Allen.