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The Big List: Lopez Cancelled! Superman Cross-Dresses?

TBS gives George Lopez la bota. Plus: can you tell me how to get to the gay wedding on Sesame Street?

Time to get on a JetBlue flight, get really drunk, stumble around, assume a small child is a bathroom, get in a lotof trouble and check out some links!

 

TBS Canceled “Lopez Tonight”

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/08/11/lopez-tonight-conan-cancellation/

They needed to make room for more Tyler Perry shows. (Jokes about cancelation start at 1:30)

 

Petition Demands Bert and Ernie Get Married

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/08/10/petition-calls-for-sesame-streets-bert-and-ernie-to-be-married/

What if they’re just two inseparable best friends who have lived together for 42 years?

 

If Male Superheroes Posed Like Wonder Woman

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/08/10/role-reversal-of-the-day/

The take-away is that there’s not a lot of chest hair in the DC universe.

 

Drunk Man On JetBlue Flight Pees On 11-Year-Old

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/creep_in_jet_stream_PfWUBxDAdAkpUsN0q9Ri1J

“Why is… the toilet… crying?” [photo via]

 

The Best of Sheltering Suburban Mom

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/the-50-best-of-shelting-suburban-mom

This meme attempts to expose all of society’s biggest mompocrisies!

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when the list is born anew. Think reincarnation, but with more pee jokes.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!