Time to create a series of beloved movies, make stupid changes to them, refuse to offer the original cuts, get fans really upset, make even more stupid changes anyway and check out these links!
More Lucas Star Wars Tweaks Inspire Internet Outrage and Panic
George Lucas makes more changes to the original trilogy, prompting Darth Vader and hardcore fans to scream – what else? – “NOOOOOO!”
Scientology Creates An Elaborate New Yorker Parody
That’s what you get for telling the truth about the cult you were in, Paul Haggis!
More Sexist JCPenney Shirts
Turns out, this is not the only one. It’s pre-orderin’ time, ladies.
Saggy Pants Banned In Florida
Are hammer pants next? [Image via]
7 Garfield Variations
The internet has successfully extracted Jim Davis from his own comic strip.
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Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!