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Quiz: Am I a Porn Addict?

Take the Quiz! Find out here!

There’s no judgment here. No one is saying that looking at porn from time to time is a good or bad thing. But like most things that feel good – such as drinking, drugs, gambling, etc.. It can come with a natural dependence.

We here at CraveOnline have come up with a little quiz to help you determine if you have a problem with pornography.

Go ahead and see for yourself:

 

How much time do you spend watching porn a day?

a.) None.

b.) Hardly any.

c.) Enough to get the job done, but variety is the spice of life.

d.) Time and space fall apart and I enter into a vortex of unknowing and incomprehension.

 

“When I look at porn, I’m usually…”

a.) Did you hear me? I said I don’t!

b.) At home. Doors locked. Shades drawn.

c.) Trying to finish before my Mom gets home.

d.) Wondering what all the other people in the grocery store are looking at.

 

“I use pornography as…”

a.) I DON’T.

b.) A way to spice up the bedroom.

c.) A useful tool for relaxation.

d.) A mask, for without, I would slip into a state of unparalleled rage.

 

When I look at porn, the music I prefer in the background is…?

a.) Toto.

b.) Funky guitar.

c.) A pop standard.

d.) Silence, as I find that any music distracts from the harmony of the ball-gag.

 

Do you have a favorite site?

a.) Gross.

b.) I do, and it’s usually the only one I visit.

c.) I do, but I occasionally flirt around with others.

d.) I don’t because the government usually shuts them down after a while.

 

What do you think of Gianna Michael’s early work?

a.) Who?

b.) Meh.

c.) It’s all good.

d.) Aesthetically speaking, her elusive concerto of sexuality plays with the camera with each nuance of her performance and really showcases the vibrant space to which she lends herself.

 

Story: Porn ::

a.) Grain: Wheat.

b.) Cobbler: Boots.

c.) Pigs: Football.

d.) Screen doors: Submarines.

 

How many tentacles is too many?

a.) There’s porn with tentacles?

b.) I stick to live-action.

c.) My limit is eight.

d.) How dare you give me a limit.

 

If you answered mostly (a), the only problem you have is to loosen up.

If you answered mostly (b), you’re doing just fine. A little rub and tug never hurt anyone.

If you answered mostly (c), you might want to watch your consumption, but if you feel you can have a couple drinks and drive home, just be careful.

If you answered mostly (d), then you probably left this article a long time ago because the girl you have locked in your basement started to get loose.

 

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