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The Big List: Occupy Sesame Street! Steve Jobs Is Gone…

What else starts with the letter “C?” How about “cats?” Like the fat ones on Wall Street, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Time to get married to a movie actor who humped a pie on screen, acknowledge your sex life has become shitty, hire a prostitute to give your husband some mouth-love on his birthday, realize that your life has gotten weird and check out these links!

 

Celebrities Tweet About The Death of Steve Jobs

http://bumpshack.com/2011/10/05/celebrity-twitter-reactions-to-steve-jobs-death/

Kourtney’s tweet was especially profound. #sarcasm

 

Who Was Considered Evil Incarnate Before Hitler?

http://www.slate.com/articles/briefing/explainer/2011/10/hank_williams_jr_firing_who_was_the_rhetorical_worst_person_in_h.html

If you said “Mumm-ra,” you aren’t as far off as you should be. [image via]

 

Jason Biggs’ Wife Bought Him A Hooker For His Birthday

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/pie-humpers-wife-bought-him-a-beej-from-a-hooker

Surprise! This sex story is pretty awkward. [image via]

 

Woman Claims 3D Movie Got Her Pregnant

http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-worst-excuse-for-cheating-281t

The father is a Transformer. Hopefully an Autobot, though the mother was really drunk when she saw the film, so she can’t be sure.

 

Highlights From #OccupySesameStreet

http://motherjones.com/mixed-media/2011/10/best-occupysesamestreet

We are Anonymuppets. Expect us… to know our ABC’s.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when the links will flow like cherry wine. So fine!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!