Time to say the world is gonna end soon, watch as a ton of people quit their jobs and spend their life savings, notice the world did not end, get a lot of flack, duck out of the limelight for awhile, come back and claim the world is gonna end again, then check out these links!
The Late Moammar Gaddafi Will Be Remembered For His Crazy Outfits
…and, y’know, for being a brutal dictator.
Bill Clinton’s Super Team of Incompetent Celebrity Allies
Ben Stiller, is there any situation you won’t be frazzled in?
The Story Behind That Creepy “Take This Lollipop” Thing
In summary: Germans are weird.
Harold Camping Says The World Will End On October 21, 2011
I’m sure he’s right. He's got an excellent track record.
A Review of All 127 Soda Types In The Coke Freestyle Machine
For the sophisticated Hi-C aficionado.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, because the list continues onward, ever vigilant, into the great beyond.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!