Time to see a Swedish porno in the 60s, license the main theme, choreograph a bunch of puppets to the song, receive the admiration of children and families the world over and enjoy some links:
Stephen Colbert Interviews Science Guy Who Is Not Bill Nye
http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/11/28/stephen-colbert-interviewing-neil-degrasse-tyson-of-the-day/
In this great interview with astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, you’ll learn about science the Stephen Colbert way – with hilarity!
Naked Olivia Munn Successfully Saves Elephants
http://www.thesuperficial.com/olivia-munn-naked-peta-elephants-ringling-bros-fined-11-2011
What else can a naked Olivia Munn successfully do? One day, I hope to find out.
The Muppet Song “Mahna Mahna” Is From A 60s Porno
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/muppets-mahna-mahna-came-from-a-60s-porno
Jim Henson, you sly frog.
Santa Made A List Of Naughty Corporations Who Are “Against” Christmas
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/companies-for-and-against-christmas
The American Family Association says Staples, L.L. Bean and Radio Shack are against Christmas. Hey, back off Radio Shack! Those RC cars are great.
Bennett Thinks He’s A Thug, But I Remain Skeptical
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
Stuffed animals provide a sense of security n’ shit.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. The list grows next week, as does the mold in my fridge. Which will grow faster?!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
