Ron Swanson is the boss on NBC’s Parks & Recreation. He also eats “like a boss,” devouring nothing but meat products and meat products wrapped in other meat products. Try not to get caught in the middle of this meat tornado, as we look at 5 foods inspired by Ron Swanson – some from the show, others from the fans.
Turkey wrapped in bacon. *Tear*
Ron Swanson Turkey Burger
When asked if he had ever tried a turkey burger, Ron replied: “is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger?” It is now. [via]
Ron Swanson Classics
Needs more turf. [via]
All The Bacon & Eggs You Have Ice Cream
Which poses an interesting question: does Ron love bacon and eggs enough to buy something from Ben & Jerry’s?
Ron Swanson Cookies
Cookies paying tribute to meat. There’s nothing more American than that. [via]
Bonus: “Ron Swanson vs. Meat”
Swanson and beef: the love story for our times.
Looking for a hilarious Christmas gift? Geoffrey Golden suggests picking up an issue of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.