
Time to do something really stupid and illegal, post a picture on Facebook for laughs, wait for the police to find out, get arrested, end up on a list of Facebook’s biggest idiots in 2011, and use to prison computer room to check out these links!
The Absolute Very Worst Movies of 2011!

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-absolute-very-worst-movies-of-2011
Who will take home this year’s coveted Seltzer/Friedberg Lifetime Achievement Award?
The Hall of Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Ornaments

http://www.cracked.com/article_19631_the-11-most-unintentionally-creepy-christmas-ornaments.html
Use these to Grinch-proof your home.
8 Gifts You Should Never Get Another Person’s Child

http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/130314/8_gifts_you_should_never
Unless you want to annoying the child’s parents, which you might! [images via, 2]
The Strangest Facebook Stories of 2011

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-craziest-facebook-stories-of-2011
Doing something illegal on Facebook can get you arrested, and not just in your Mafia Wars game.
Pen Stuck Inside Woman For 25 Years Still Works

http://thedailywh.at/2011/12/20/mighty-pen-of-the-day/
It’s a… Christmas miracle?
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, since this list is on its way to a little year I like to call “2012.”
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!