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The Big List: Funniest Headlines of 2011! DeLorean Sells For $541k!

Hilarious newspaper headlines that aren’t from The Onion. Plus: A Yeti Finger?

Time to do your laundry, look at the socks, see a miracle, take a picture, upload the picture, get confused when everyone on the internet doesn’t immediately convert to Christianity and check out these links!

 

The 50 Funniest Headlines of 2011

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-funniest-headlines-of-2011

Or: 50 Instances In Which Editors Got Major Headaches After Getting A Bunch Of Angry Emails.

 

Authentic Back To The Future DeLorean Sells For $541,200!

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1067454_back-to-the-future-delorean-time-machine-sells-for-541k

If the buyer regrets paying that much, he can always go back in time and stop the auction from happening.

 

Yeti Finger Turns Out To Be Boring Old Human Finger

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/27/yeti-finger-dna_n_1171342.html

Thanks for the buzz kill, science.

 

Proving Atheists Wrong With Science #1

http://twitpic.com/7z17zc/full

Or: Religion Shooting Itself In The Foot #1

 

Jesus Socks

http://thedailywh.at/2011/12/28/pareidolia-of-the-day-6/

Then again, Jesus socks.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week after New Years Listin’ Eve!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!