With all our awesome human cities and human walls, it’s easy to forget sometimes that wild animals are all around us. They’d like a piece of our sweet life, aka all the sweets you keep in the pantry. Here are a few animals who dared to break into people fortresses and lived to tell the tale to their forest buddies.
Deer
So that’s what happened to Bambi’s mom. Phew.
Red Panda
If this guy broke into my house, I'd keep him forever. The end.
Bear
Chickens are like picnic baskets for real bears.
Mountain Lion
That dog thought he could take on any cat. He was wrong.
Raccoon
Nature’s burglars. Look at the face.
Kangaroo
Nature’s burglars. Built-in pouch for easy stealing + terrifying.
Pregnant Coyote
She will give birth to many more coyotes, who will all invade this same house to give birth themselves!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
