
Turtles are nature’s Segways: they’re a novel, impractical mode of transportation. Whether it’s a home, the zoo or in the wild, sometimes an animal finds itself on the shell of a slow moving buddy. They’re terrible as taxis, but since the ride is free, it’s best not to look a gift turtle in the mouth. Here are 10 animals riding turtle-back:
Cat Rides A Turtle
Teenage Mutant Kitten Movers
Dog Rides A Turtle
Hope is in for the slow ride of his life!
Lizard Rides A Turtle
What’s a little ride between reptiles?
Bird Rides A Turtle
This intense rollercoaster ride begins at :22.
Sea Lion Rides A Turtle
Cuteness abounds.
Goat Rides A Turtle
Make that two turtles.
Frog Rides A Turtle
Very slow flies better watch out for this duo.
Rooster Rides A Turtle
Roosters wake up turtles by asking for a ride.
Human Rides A Turtle
Some kids have Power Wheels…
Hyrax Rides A Turtle
This is how a hyrax rolls.
Bonus: Turtle Rides A Gator
He’s earned it.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!