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Sterling Archer Draper Pryce

Mad Men screenshots and Archer quotes, together at last.

Mad Men takes place in the 60s. The moldy furniture in ISIS' office on Archer all looks like it's from the 60s. Don Draper is a handsome, suave man who's sometimes a bastard. Sterling Archer is a handsome, quasi-suave man who's always a bastard. A super bastard. The fact that it took the internet so long to create this mashup meme, Sterling Archer Draper Pryce, is kinda stressing me out. I need a scotch.

Diet

I remember scotch and candy being a section on the food pyramid.

Swimming

Back in the day, the Y was awesome.

Toddler

Sexy talk.

Dinner

That chili won first prize at the cook-off two years ago!  

Sex

Everybody wins.

Guns

Maybe Betty should join ISIS next season.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor In Chief of The Devastator, the national comedy magazine for geeks. Header via, 2.