You might login to your favorite website fifty times a day, but you're not a "super user" until you've written and performed a tribute song to it. After all, those programmers and content creators work hard to keep you clicking, the least you can do for them is learn to play a musical instrument and spend a lot of time producing a music video of yourself professing your love to a website. I mean, come on.
IRL Facebook is pretty great, actually.
Google+
If someone finds a security hack that lets people see circle names, she's gonna be screwed.
When you get retweeted, it's like you're alive for the first time! (Warning: Not True.)
Things that make you go "derp."
YouTube
Needs more commenters in the video writing death threats.
eBay
Weird Al looks… different… somehow.
Megaupload
Uploads digital flowers to grave site.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor In Chief of The Devastator, the national comedy magazine for geeks. Header via.
