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Funny Pages – Edible Balloons

Balloons you can eat, the most polite STFU and more

I know edible balloons sounds like some kind of euphemism for fun bags, knockers, boobs… blah blah blah, but it’s not. Stick around and check that out. But for, the man the legend, responsible for adding a letter to STFU….

 

Dailymotion  – PSTFU Gerald Walker (link)

The best thing about this video that’s half rap dis, half PSA to haters and dis’ers, is that Gerlad Walker has added Please to STFU. How pleasant! What a stand up gangster.

 

College Humor – Police (link)

Yes, Mary Kate returns as her lovable lushable Zooey Deschanel self. I don’t know what it is exactly about this series of character studies. But I love these to no end.

 

Break  – Balloons You Can Eat (link)

Let’s take a break with break dot com for our fail of the day, as this hottie created a video to win a date with Jeremy Lin… whoever that is.

He sometimes it’s just nice to win something, even if you don’t want it, or know what it is, or what it’s for. Hey sometimes it’s just nice to put yourself out there, dating it hard Jerry. Get in touch with Angie!

 

 

Dorkly – Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd (link)

See you should always think twice about a monster that uses the word ‘rue’, who says that?! Also, the noob totally makes a 3 gem when he could have made a 5 gem move. I mean seriously.. wtf.

 

UCB Comedy – Boycotted! (link)

Upright Citizen’s Brigade was, in my mind, inspirational to the new wave of comedy we see flourishing on the internet today. But for some reason the folks over at UCB comedy have decided to start featuring this awful series of short videos called ‘Jim-A-Day Calendar’ there’s one for each day, and the light is terrible, the writing’s not much better and I’m sick of it. So until they stop showing these I will continue to have this personal embargo (and this message) on the funny pages list, in my pants.

 

Funny Or Die – Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Red Band Trailer (link)

Having been on Tim and Eric’s show, I feel obligated to post this. Though I didn’t see any of Raz’s two hour monologue in this trailer, so I’m a little worried they’ve taken me for a ride.

 

That’s what’s funny on the world of the web today.

Now go forth and get your balloon on. *insert high pitched voice here*

Got a suggestion on a website I don’t hit? Leave a facebook comment below and I’ll check it out or send me a tweet to your video URL on twitter at @samproof  - tell me crave sent you.

 

Bonus fun – check out this archive from a sketch video shoot I recently was on: