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Meet The Ultimate College Liberal

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You might be surprised to learn that many college students are liberals. Once you stop hyperventilating, I’d like to introduce you to the College Liberal Meme, a well-known liberal who will explain the philosophies of her kind. Down with the 1%… of Starbucks’ who don’t serve breakfast sandwiches!

 

Religions

Jesus is, like, who my parents believe in. So lame.

 

Corporations

Macs are great for… uh, the environment? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

 

Sex

Next week, back to straight. But what a rollercoaster week it’ll be!

 

Discrimination

Way to be contradictory, bee-otch!

 

Open Minded

Another translation: try pot.

 

Corporations, Pt. 2

Actually, that status was 5 paragraphs long.

 

Jobs

Another 10 poetry critique factories shut down this year.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.