The GOP Presidential nomination process is going on forever, but maybe the problem is that the candidates are too focused on delegates, debates and raising money. I think they should work on their mic skills instead – an epic 4-way rap battle could end this once and for all. Here are 8 rap songs featuring Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul:
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?
I like his rapping WAY better than his singing.
My Man Mitt
Forget Kid Rock, this guy should be on tour with Mitt.
All You Do Is Sin
Santorum’s gonna beat the sin out of you.
Rick Santorum Rap
Rap-Hop? Sir, I believe they call the genre “Hip-Rap.”
Hoot For Newt
I didn’t know Woodsy Owl became a rapper.
Newt… NOT!
Alternate version: “Newt… PSYCH!”
America’s Choice
The establishment might be scared, but the internet commenter community has never felt more empowered.
Sexy and I Know It
Actually, Paul is the real LMFAO front man.
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