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7 Awkward Local Taxi Commercials

You’ll want to take the bus after watching these ads.

Ever wonder why taxis are so expensive? It’s because they need to pay for the production of their painfully awkward local television spots. Many times, the actual cabbies are in the starring role, because if there’s one thing you would guess about the cab driver who angrily mutters to you in another language, on-camera speaking roles is his forte.

 

Taxi Dave

Yup, that’s that. You cannot request a rap-free ride.

 

Olde City Taxi

Where’s my taxi? Where’s my taxi? I need to go to the mental hospital!

 

18004MY-TAXI

Grand-maaaaa!

 

Justin Time Taxi

Perfect for going to see loud jazz concerts.

 

Clemson Taxi

Those aren’t actors. That’s a real conversation they secretly filmed. #notlying

 

Taxi Taxi

Ow! My face-bone!

 

 Executive 2000 Taxi

Wanna get a glimpse at the next Spongebob? Meet Annoyance The Cab.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!