
Time to read a popular book, imagine all the characters in the book are white even though the text says otherwise, go see the movie based on the book, have a knee-jerk reaction to a lead character being black, tweet about it, find yourself on an unfortunate Tumblr and check out these links!
Will Ferrell, As Ron Burgundy, Announces Anchorman 2 on Conan
http://www.deadline.com/2012/03/will-ferrell-returns-for-anchorman-2/
He also tells Conan O'Brienhis face needs a “Page One Rewrite.” We missed you, Ron.
Some Fans of The Hunger Games Are Racist

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/racist-hunger-games-fans-that-failed-reading-com
They’ll Rue the day they tweeted their disgust.
Mitt Romney Tells A Gut-Busting Anecdote About Closing A Factory

People losing their jobs? Hi-larious! *Wipes Away Tear*
Giant Rats Invade Florida Keys

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/03/28/rats-the-size-of-house-cats-invade-the-florida-keys/
Yes, but can they teach us to be ninja teens?
9 Superb Examples of Bathroom Graffiti

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/704b7bf83b/pictures-of-bathroom-graffiti-done-right
For a good time, check out these images.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Lets end as we always do… on a kooky flute solo.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!