Time to buy lottery tickets with your co-workers in a pool, buy a secret ticket on your own, win the lottery with your secret ticket, seriously piss-off your coworkers, be possibly lying about having the winning ticket in the first place and check out these links!
Here’s What Wearing Google Glasses Will Really Be Like
Glasses… where’s the nearest… hospit– *Collapses*
Apparently, This Woman Hid Her $105M Lotto Ticket Inside A McDonalds
Ask for new toy in Happy Meal. Leave McDonalds with $105 million.
So Close To Mega Millions, Yet So Far
He should have hit the side of the machine before it made his ticket.
18 Things You Wish You Could Forget About Middle School
NOW that’s what I call an awful time in everyone’s life.
War In The Name of Atheism
Sidebar: I’d like to see a War of the Mustaches. [More]
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Tonight’s winning numbers are 1 2 3 4 and 7,589!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!