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The Big List: Google Glasses Fail! Mega McMillionaire?

The painful reality of Google Googles. Plus: A crazy lotto hoax?

Time to buy lottery tickets with your co-workers in a pool, buy a secret ticket on your own, win the lottery with your secret ticket, seriously piss-off your coworkers, be possibly lying about having the winning ticket in the first place and check out these links!

 

Here’s What Wearing Google Glasses Will Really Be Like

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/722412/google-testing-project-glass-amazing-augmented-reality-glasses

Glasses… where’s the nearest… hospit– *Collapses*

 

Apparently, This Woman Hid Her $105M Lotto Ticket Inside A McDonalds

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/buried_treasure_124D848ioGk6Pm3UrNl8bP

Ask for new toy in Happy Meal. Leave McDonalds with $105 million.

 

So Close To Mega Millions, Yet So Far

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rlye7/im_about_to_kill_myself/

He should have hit the side of the machine before it made his ticket.

 

18 Things You Wish You Could Forget About Middle School

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/20-things-you-wish-you-could-forget-about-middle-s

NOW that’s what I call an awful time in everyone’s life.

 

War In The Name of Atheism

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/atheism

Sidebar: I’d like to see a War of the Mustaches. [More]

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Tonight’s winning numbers are 1 2 3 4 and 7,589!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!