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The Big List: Naked Maids Busted! Tax Day Disasters! Nick Offerman!

Police are out to end nude housekeeping. Plus: The horrors of Tax Day!

Time to go through April thinking there’s something you’ve got to do, on April 15th remember that it’s Tax Day, install the do-it-yourself tax software, do everything in a big hurry, make a ton of mistakes that the IRS will definitely catch, get in the car to go mail the package, get into a car accident, set an iCal alarm to do your taxes next year on April 1st and check out these links!

 

Pay Hot Girls To Clean Your House Naked

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/11/nude-naked-maid-service-texas-fantasy_n_1417947.html

The local police wants to shut down Fantasy Maid Service. I smell a quirky indie film…

 

Fatal Car Crashes Increase On Tax Day

http://healthland.time.com/2012/04/11/tax-day-hazard-fatal-crashes-increase-on-deadline-day/

Let’s blame Obama!

 

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie Falls Asleep During Bruce Springsteen Concert

http://gothamist.com/2012/04/11/dream_baby_dream_chris_christie_fel.php

Baby, he was born to naaaaaaaaap.

 

Parks & Rec’s Nick Offerman Was Asked To Hand Carve A Wooden Dildo

http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/04/nick-offerman-scotch-wooden-dildo.html

Complete with wooden balls, ridiculously enough. [Photo via]

 

Burger King Launches Bacon Sundae, Pizza Hut Launches Hot Dog Crust Pizza

http://www.shortlist.com/home/burger-king-launch-the-bacon-sundae

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/the-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza

Welcome to the 21st century, folks!

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when we clean-up this list the only way we know how: via naked maid.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!