Time to go through April thinking there’s something you’ve got to do, on April 15th remember that it’s Tax Day, install the do-it-yourself tax software, do everything in a big hurry, make a ton of mistakes that the IRS will definitely catch, get in the car to go mail the package, get into a car accident, set an iCal alarm to do your taxes next year on April 1st and check out these links!
Pay Hot Girls To Clean Your House Naked
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/11/nude-naked-maid-service-texas-fantasy_n_1417947.html
The local police wants to shut down Fantasy Maid Service. I smell a quirky indie film…
Fatal Car Crashes Increase On Tax Day
http://healthland.time.com/2012/04/11/tax-day-hazard-fatal-crashes-increase-on-deadline-day/
Let’s blame Obama!
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie Falls Asleep During Bruce Springsteen Concert
http://gothamist.com/2012/04/11/dream_baby_dream_chris_christie_fel.php
Baby, he was born to naaaaaaaaap.
Parks & Rec’s Nick Offerman Was Asked To Hand Carve A Wooden Dildo
http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/04/nick-offerman-scotch-wooden-dildo.html
Complete with wooden balls, ridiculously enough. [Photo via]
Burger King Launches Bacon Sundae, Pizza Hut Launches Hot Dog Crust Pizza
http://www.shortlist.com/home/burger-king-launch-the-bacon-sundae
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/the-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza
Welcome to the 21st century, folks!
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when we clean-up this list the only way we know how: via naked maid.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
