Time to run for President, get beaten in the primaries but refuse to admit defeat, keep soldiering on despite the fact that your campaign is broke, visit a zoo to take your mind off everything, get bitten by a penguin and check out these links!
Tupac Holograms, How Do They Work?
Finally, Scooby Doo villain technology is used for good.
Newt Gingrich Attacked By Penguin
Not the worst problem Newt has right now, but definitely the most ridiculous.
Netflix To Release New Arrested Development Season All At Once
Unless they accidentally leave all the master tapes in the Banana Stand. [image via]
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Map
After the outbreak, this is the only map that matters.
An Interview with Maru the Cat
An example of someone who’s celebrated for thinking inside the box.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when we’ll release 5 links all at once! Not as impressive as the Netflix thing, but we do what we can.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!