
Time to run for President, get beaten in the primaries but refuse to admit defeat, keep soldiering on despite the fact that your campaign is broke, visit a zoo to take your mind off everything, get bitten by a penguin and check out these links!
Tupac Holograms, How Do They Work?

http://www.geekosystem.com/how-coachella-tupac-hologram-worked/
Finally, Scooby Doo villain technology is used for good.
Newt Gingrich Attacked By Penguin

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-04-17/newt-gingrich-penguin-bite-photo/
Not the worst problem Newt has right now, but definitely the most ridiculous.
Netflix To Release New Arrested Development Season All At Once

http://flavorwire.com/281273/netflix-to-release-entire-arrested-development-season-at-once
Unless they accidentally leave all the master tapes in the Banana Stand. [image via]
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Map

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1669550/zombie-survival-map-the-only-google-map-you-ll-eventually-need
After the outbreak, this is the only map that matters.
An Interview with Maru the Cat

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/maru-the-interview
An example of someone who’s celebrated for thinking inside the box.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when we’ll release 5 links all at once! Not as impressive as the Netflix thing, but we do what we can.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!