Excited to see the new Avengers movie? Excited in what way, exactly? Hey, we won’t judge, but if you’re looking for something to entertain your Mjolnir hammer, check out these ridiculous XXX parody films starring The Avengers before Marvel’s lawyers decide to wipe out this porno parallel universe.
The Incredible Hulk XXX
However, you’ll definitely like him when he’s horny.
Iron Man XXX
Does he get Tony Stark naked? I assume so.
Spider-Man XXX
Get me pictures of Spider-Man! …dirty pictures…
Captain America XXX
A shield is the worst sex toy ever.
The Avengers XXX
Who’s getting a summer tentpole for this?
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