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The Dark Knight Rises Begins Rising Online
Just in time to upstage those Avengering guys?
Obama’s Ex-Girlfriends Discuss The President
Articles like these make me never want to run for public office.
New Jersey Mom Arrested For Taking Her 6-Year-Old Tanning
It’s Take Your Daughter To Burn Day!
CBS Gives Ashton Kutcher A Raise For Two and a Half Men
While the rest of America wonders if their unemployment checks will continue.
Sharks With Lasers Is Now A Thing
It’s the end of the world as we know it. The world where sharks didn’t have laser beams attached to them.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!